25 Lessons From Mom

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY FRIDAY!

Best of Luck to Graham Steers Hunter Dooley and Jack Hayes! They will be competing today at UIL State Track Meet.

The Lady Blues Defeated Godley 8-1 in Game 1 Last Night! Game 2 will be played on Saturday at 1:00 in Mineral Wells.  Game 3, if needed, will be played immediately following game 2.

Good Luck to the Graham Steers in the games vs Godley! Game 1 will be today in Mineral Wells at 7:00. Game 2 is Saturday at 1:00 in Brock. Game 3, if needed, will be played immediately following game 2.

End of Year Staff Breakfast and Awards- June 2nd signifies the last work day for our instructional staff. On this day, we are having a full breakfast(casseroles, biscuits & gravy, fruit and scones) catered by The Dinner Bell. The breakfast will be served from 7.30 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. in the GHS cafeteria. At 9:00 a.m. we will all meet in the GHS gym for the Staff Awards program. After the awards program, if you have completed the checkout procedure with your principal, you are free to begin your weekend. To assist us with planning for the breakfast, we are asking each staff member to complete this Yes or No survey. Please click on this link to complete the survey-

End of Year Staff Breakfast and Awards-

Congratulations to our 2017 Campus Teachers of the Year!

Pioneer Teacher of the Year- Barbara Lewis

Crestview Teacher of the Year- Breann Spivey

Woodland Teacher of the Year- Kacey Wakefield

GJHS Teacher of the Year- Marva Thomas

GHS Teacher of the Year- Michelle Lowrey

Our Elementary Teacher of the Year is:

Breann Spivey

Our Secondary Teacher of the Year is:

Michelle Lowrey

Good Luck in the Regional Teacher of the Year Contest!

Upcoming Events:

• Tuesday, May 16- FFA Banquet- 6:30 at Young County Arena
• Thursday, May 18- GJHS Spring Band Concert- 5:30 at GJHS Classic Gym
• Friday, May 26- GHS Graduation- 8:00 pm
• Friday, June 2- Staff Breakfast and Service Awards- 7:30 at GHS cafeteria/gym. Breakfast from 7:30 to 8:45; Service Awards begin at 9:00

25 LESSONS FROM MOM

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

' Because I said so, that's why .'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .

'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .

'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .

'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .

'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.

'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

'When that lawn mower cuts off your foot, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'

CORNY JOKE OF THE DAY!

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Don’t be knotty.